I love ross...that's all there is to it!

Okay.... So I tried just posting the video on here, but I kept getting "you're a retard" errors. SO...here are the links. Ross the Intern is SO funny. FYI...he's Jay Leno's Intern or was. Anyway...

Ross the Intern and Steve Irwin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WQqioqW9Xw

Ross the Weatherman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHzX9LvYto4

Ross goes to pit crew school
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghzKs3j7dtQ

Just for a good laugh and to kill some time!

It's a guessing game!

What British Comedy am I in and what is my name?



Why does Dwight have a disappointed look on his face?



What movie am I from and what is my main line?

Who am I?

Have fun!!

Speaking of Crack...

My neighbors are on crack. Just a little history for you that are new to this situation. Richard and Cheryl moved in around November, he was friendly when they first moved in and I only received death looks from her. I don't know why she would think I was interested in Richard in anyway. I mean...I love when a hairy beer bellied middle age man goes out to get his mail without a shirt and simpson pajama bottoms on. Hold me back sista! Shortly after they moved in the problems began... Christmas Eve cracked out Cheryl threw a "fit" outside while wearing nothing but her panties, shouting and screaming at 3 am. I'm sad I spent the night at my moms...aparently it was quite the show! A month later to be exact I was rudely awakened by what I thought was someone busting through my wall of my condo. It took me a minute to wake up enough to realize what was going on. After hearing "WHERE DID YOU PUT IT " I realized she was probably looking for her crack pipe and he has hidden it from her. Crazy crack heads. And then the calls to the cops became more frequent. My favorites are when SHE calls the cops on them. That's beyond me, but when you're all cracked out don't you try to stay away from cops? Hmm... Okay so anyway. Last night was I think the best of all episodes. I was hoping the cameras to show up so I could get on an episode of cops. Anyway, it all started because Cheryl locked Richard out of the house in a cracked out rage. I guess she was crying because she was scared so she locked him out. This cop totally made my night though. He was so impatient with them; as any cop would be who had been called to the same place a dozen times; he was yelling at them just as much as they were yelling at each other. After finally getting Cheryl to get her stuff and leave the condo they waited by the mailbox for her ride (aka ex husband). Anyway...she started to hyperventilate and the cop kept telling her to calm the hell down or she'd end up in the hospital. The cop was just hillarious, when the ex husband showed up Cheryl went running off without her things, so then for a few more minutes I was able to listen to him yell at her to get her shit. hehe Quite entertaining and I know you all are jealous!

blogger...lynette's crack

Seeing as I was told I need to post a blog more often to help feed a sick addiction here it is! I'm not too sure of what to really blog about. It is 6:30 and I am still at work waiting for a contract from this investor in California who is jerking everyone around and everyone knows it. Yet! They still are trying to make this work out, and I'm pretty much over it. This is my plea to take his earnest money and run! *sighs*




Okay so I left work shortly after and now i'm back... sorry for any confusion.

In the meantime... 3 movies to see (All three get violent at times)





















Blood Diamond was totally intense! I think Leonardo Di Caprio is kinda a nerd, but he didn't do too bad in this movie! This is the most disturbing of the three and at times just made me want to cry! But it was still really good. Not to mention the other actor (forgot his name) is really good looking and has a great bod! haha


Lord of War... who doesn't love Nicholas Cage, Jared Leto and Ethan Hawk? All three of these movies are pretty similar. I love this one because of Nicholas Cage he's a total babe and his voice is hot.




And...Blow. I think Johnny Depp says enough. He is an incredible actor! I think this was my favorite of the three. This is based on a true story and the drug lord is still in prison to this day. The interview with him after the movie is pretty interesting and to hear his take on the movie was cool.


This is my disclaimer.... All movies are violent and contain language that is offensive. I enjoyed them and the views on the world that they gave and a glimpse into what is going on everyday! But they definately aren't for everyone.

homework

i never did it in high school...so i guess i can do it now!

my birthday is november 19th (write that down)

Events:
1. 461 - St. Hilarius becomes Pope. - The reason for this event is my impression of the pope is hillarious! maybe a bit disrespectful, but still a good one.

2. 1973 - American football player Lance Rentzel is arrested for exposing himself to a 10-year-old girl; he is later sentenced to five years' probation. - Mom always told me to stay away from football players. They are no good.

3. 1998 - Lewinsky scandal: The United States House of Representatives Judiciary Committee begins impeachment hearings against US President Bill Clinton. - How would you like to be impeached because you can't keep your pants on?

Birthdays:
1. 1831 - James A. Garfield, 20th President of the United States - He was only 50 when he died.

2. 1942 - Calvin Klein, American clothing designer

Deaths:
1. 1665 - Nicolas Poussin, French painter

Holiday:
1. Ashley Jane Gibbs Day. It's not official yet, but I'm working on it. Also on this day is United States - Equal Opportunity Day

and my homework is done. quite entertaining i might add and educational! thanks kate!

random...sorry

if you haven't seen the comment that mike left on one of kate's blogs... go look for it! basically i'm moving up on the gibbs girl funny chart. i knew this day would come. so the other day my friend sent me this link to a prank call that a little girl from dublin made to a demolition company. i was laughing so hard as this girl goes on to ask them if they can get rid of her elementary school. well i sent the link to some girls i work with and nothing... they didn't laugh at any of it! it might have been one of those days when you laugh at everything due to emotional release. it was so cute though! amy sent me a text message the other day and it said "do you feel like you are stuck in some sort of labrynth" (don't ask) so my reply to her was "not sure, but as long as david bowie shows up i'll be fine" and we had a good laugh about it... my bosses husband did a few upgrades to her phone and now her text messages speak. you can imagine the kind of fun we've had with this. all day today i've been sending her text messages such as: "you're a dumb whore". it is SO hillarious to listen to her phone say them. it's pretty much been the highlight of my day. so really, if your phone has those kinds of capabilities...roll with it.

watch out now!

today is one of those out of control days. i knew when i looked at the clock and it said 10:51 that i was in for it. it had already felt like i put in a full 12 hour day! and now i look down and it's 2:56 and it makes me want to start crying. it hasn't been an extremely bad day. i love being busy, but today for some reason i feel quite off! i'm actually going to blame it all on chad (although i guess i can chose not to let him affect me, but that's besides the point). i don't like starting my day out telling someone off, but i have to stand up for myself at some point right? so, i started freaking out that i'm going to be 24 this year and that i'm not married and blah blah! while freaking out about the dumbest thing in america I was working on 5 files, dealing with a client who just didn't feel he needed to complete a few things before closing on his house, and trying to get my boss an appointment to get her hair done and ignoring her all at the same time! after letting her know i didn't give a damn about what kind of extensions she gets i felt much better. most of the time i'm really good at calming my boss down. she is super intense, and today it was ten times worse. i'm blaming it on her husband. anyway, my desk is mostly cleared off and i'm taking a moment to just breathe. i just had another agent come in and tell me when he does a residential deal he is going to use me to take care of his files. which makes me happy. he mainly does huge land deals...so not much work for me to do! but he promised, and if he doesn't all food supplies will be cut off and he can kiss his daily diet coke goodbye! use me or lose me brotha! thanks for listening! back to chaos!

love ya